Talk like Yoda

This is pretty cool; http://www.yodaspeak.co.uk/index.php

It takes anything you say and turns it into Yoda-speak. To test this out, I thought… Why not a song from Moxy Früvous.

King of Spain by Moxy Früvous – As spoken by Yoda

The king of spain (now I eat humble pie), once I was.
Oh…  My unspeakable wife, queen lisa (now I eat humble pie).
Telling you I was the king of spain (now I eat humble pie) I am.
And now I work at the pizza pizza.

Royalty, it looked good on me lord.
Buried in silk in the royal boudoir or going nuclear free.
Or with the princess of monaco playing crokinole.
To the opec leaders telling my jokes, it all on video getting.

The king of spain (now I eat humble pie) I once was.
Palatial palace, my home (now I eat humble pie), that was.
Telling you I was the king of spain (now I eat humble pie), am I.
And now I vacuum the turf at skydome (once, the king of spain), was he.

Wait, I cannot wait, lowering interest rates, am I, my people say:
“King, how such a genius are you, hmm?
Roof overhead and food on our plates, there is!”
Laisez-faire, it is laisez-faire, give a care I even not.
Make friday part of the weekend, let us.
And give every new baby a chocolate eclair.

The king of spain (now I eat humble pie), once I was.
Hey clinton!  Hey yeltsin!  Got problems, hmm?  Me (now I eat humble pie) you phone.
Telling you I was the king of spain (now I eat humble pie), I am.
The king of spain), now the leafs call me up to drive the zamboni (once he was.

Probably wondering how I cam to be living in canada, now some of you are.
After being royalty in spain.  Should I tell them, guys, hmm?
Tell us, king!  Hmmmmmm.

You see late one night when the palace was asleep.
Of my royal chambers and into the garden I creep out.
And I wait till the appointed time, when lighting the pitch, the moon is.
At which point my peasant friend, like me who looks just.
Arrives and, a switch, make we.
Prince and pauper, junior and whopper.
Of silver and copper world made up.
Of my own volition out, of position I took a change.
So you drool in the pizza line next time.
Remember, slower pizza’s more luscious.
Of spain never rushes the king!!!

Once, the king of spain (now I eat humble), was I.
Looking for off-handed ways to improve us (now I eat humble pie), was I.
Telling you I was the king of spain (now I eat humble pie), am I.
And jamming with moxy frvous, now I am!  The king of spain, (once he was).  Yes, hmmm.