Bell Canada Sucks

January 4, 2010 by Phillip Blancher · Comments Off
Filed under: General 

Bell Canada, specifically Bell TV sucks. I called today to remove one speciality channel bundle from our package figuring, “this should only take 5 minutes right”.

Right.

Change made and I hung up.

Then my kids report there is no TV. So I look and sure enough, no programming. They had managed to cancel all of our channels. Real smart.

Phone call #2.

Now I am all for cutting costs and understand outsourcing overseas is a fact of life but please, have people who speak the Queen’s English or at least SOME english…

Phone call #2 lasted long enough for me to have pull and replace the smart(oxymoron?) card.

Phone call #3 was 27 minutes with someone from Canada and involved 20 minutes saying “i am not an idiot, i know how to pull out the smart card”, and “the problem is that you cancelled ALL of my programming!”

Finally I convinced the Bell idgit that I did not want to stop my subscription (although tempting thanks to these blunders) and for them to just DTFJ(do their f-effing job)!

One hour and more hair off the top of my head lost.

Thanks Bell Canada, np really… thanks.

My Idiot Neighbour

January 1, 2010 by Phillip Blancher · Comments Off
Filed under: General, Humour 

Our houses here are narrow, very narrow. All of the driveways on our street are 18 feet wide and about 22 feet long before you hit the street. With 2 cars in the driveway, you really don’t have a lot of snow to shovel, even with a good snow storm.

Enter my neighbour, the idiot. The guy purchased a $1200 snowblower for doing that little patch of area. He also plows out two other people (and no I am not one of them nor do I want to be) so that he can feel like a big man of the street.

I am not an environmentalist however he ran that two-stroke snow blower for a good hour, mostly shooting the breeze with others rather than plow out the snow. I went outside and in 10 minutes had my driveway, sidewalk and deck shoveled. The amount of exhaust and “carbon” that blew out of that snow-blower is a waste.

What they say is true, you can’t pick your neighbours unless you own all the land around you.