“I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.” – Will Rogers

“No man’s life, liberty, or property is safe while the legislature is in session.” – Mark Twain

“We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.” – Aesop

“If you don’t read the newspaper you are uninformed, if you do read the newspaper you are misinformed.” – Mark Twain

“Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, it’s inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery.” – Winston Churchill

“Every time a newspaper dies, even a bad one, the country moves a little closer to authoritarianism.” – Richard Kluger